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| Official speed | 48.67 wpm (86.54 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | June 16, 2025 12:08:00pm UTC |
| Race Finish | June 16, 2025 12:09:26pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (5 of 5) |
| Accuracy | 93.0% |
| Points | 50.29 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |