View Pit Stop page for race #8 by checkid8 — Ghost race
View profile for Uncle John Jr. the 5th (checkid8)
Official speed | 71.57 wpm (72.77 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | November 22, 2019 4:17:14am UTC |
Race Finish | November 22, 2019 4:18:27am UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
Opponents |
4. oartalk (44.75 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 99.01 |
Text | #3640484 (Length: 434 characters) When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! |