Kris (kris_z)

Race #7916

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Official speed 79.63 wpm (60.88 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 8, 2019 11:52:54pm UTC
Race Finish November 8, 2019 11:53:55pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 2. tshafer3 (103.37 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 95.55
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...