mattfus (mattfus2)

Race #772

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Official speed 90.15 wpm (54.44 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 9, 2021 5:59:01pm UTC
Race Finish April 9, 2021 5:59:56pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. stalker_lady (80.85 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 111.18
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.