Patrick (apbowler)

Race #758

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Official speed 82.88 wpm (44.88 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 8, 2018 2:18:06am UTC
Race Finish July 8, 2018 2:18:51am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 3. ericchung (99.44 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 71.83
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Excessive intake of alcohol as we know kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.