CrackedProgrammer (k_u_s_h_a_l)

Race #747

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Official speed 57.86 wpm (80.47 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 1, 2020 11:47:43am UTC
Race Finish August 1, 2020 11:49:03am UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 3. zlane (81.41 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 71.37
Text #4060269 (Length: 388 characters)

On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?