View Pit Stop page for race #735 by whiteninja713 — Ghost race
View profile for Linus (whiteninja713)
| Official speed | 63.12 wpm (59.32 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | October 6, 2019 12:58:21am UTC |
| Race Finish | October 6, 2019 12:59:20am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
3. toothpickjanitor (58.63 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 94.0% |
| Points | 62.07 |
| Text | #3550172 (Length: 312 characters) Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking. |