Aljoša (aljo5)

Race #720

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Official speed 75.51 wpm (59.59 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 10, 2017 2:10:43am UTC
Race Finish September 10, 2017 2:11:43am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 93.13
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.