fletcher (fletchy_)

Race #72

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Official speed 97.13 wpm (49.91 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 31, 2020 9:14:04pm UTC
Race Finish August 31, 2020 9:14:54pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. wichlog (108.73 wpm)
5. radio_falcon (81.70 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 116.56
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