Leroy (fazecringe)

Race #713

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Official speed 60.87 wpm (79.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 21, 2018 2:04:53pm UTC
Race Finish September 21, 2018 2:06:12pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 3. didar860 (67.09 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 73.04
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...