David (dcohen91)

Race #70339

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Official speed 95.86 wpm (59.09 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 2, 2020 8:57:09pm UTC
Race Finish December 2, 2020 8:58:08pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. efmoney (89.18 wpm)
4. gigadelic (71.61 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 143.79
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!