Ellis (aceyyyy)

Race #700

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Official speed 104.40 wpm (46.44 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 24, 2018 3:12:02pm UTC
Race Finish October 24, 2018 3:12:49pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 3. rolotomassi (81.55 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 125.27
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...