Financier (darkmonk)

Race #6995

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Official speed 112.46 wpm (40.01 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 6, 2018 12:17:37am UTC
Race Finish April 6, 2018 12:18:17am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. bblaise (139.63 wpm)
2. fylleth (134.12 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 138.69
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.