View Pit Stop page for race #699 by oddfuturewolfgang — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 104.15 wpm (46.55 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | June 12, 2020 9:39:08pm UTC |
| Race Finish | June 12, 2020 9:39:55pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 124.98 |
| Text | #3641419 (Length: 404 characters) Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay... |