Nick (cluelessneep)

Race #695

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Official speed 85.87 wpm (57.16 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 31, 2022 12:26:27pm UTC
Race Finish January 31, 2022 12:27:24pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. jackschpeck (69.93 wpm)
3. prithvi18 (64.01 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 105.91
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.