Tad (trashtofu)

Race #687

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Official speed 84.75 wpm (57.20 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 5, 2019 10:51:51am UTC
Race Finish August 5, 2019 10:52:48am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. michaellco (82.03 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 101.70
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...