David (2mill)

Race #68

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Official speed 78.21 wpm (61.99 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 1, 2020 9:41:07pm UTC
Race Finish April 1, 2020 9:42:08pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. speed722 (100.46 wpm)
2. xdestroyer2x (85.40 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 93.86
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...