View Pit Stop page for race #677 by tzak — Ghost race
Official speed | 95.67 wpm (47.04 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 21, 2019 11:54:56pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 21, 2019 11:55:43pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
Opponents |
2. 7ur7l3 (99.45 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 117.99 |
Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |