adonia (spongeboblovesfriends)

Race #67

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Official speed 107.61 wpm (41.82 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 2, 2017 5:15:32am UTC
Race Finish November 2, 2017 5:16:14am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. honeyageraccxr (87.80 wpm)
3. kailhreds (80.25 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 132.72
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.