Alexander (alex10ee)

Race #66

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Official speed 62.70 wpm (71.77 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 26, 2019 12:03:01am UTC
Race Finish March 26, 2019 12:04:13am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. carpalxqgmlwy (85.57 wpm)
2. kjartanhs (78.90 wpm)
4. kuupper (57.68 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 77.33
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.