View Pit Stop page for race #6597 by d3f1n3d — Ghost race
View profile for Matthew (d3f1n3d)
| Official speed | 94.79 wpm (92.67 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | June 21, 2019 8:58:56pm UTC |
| Race Finish | June 21, 2019 9:00:29pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
| Opponents |
1. freakinnickp (98.06 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 225.93 |
| Text | #4070329 (Length: 732 characters) So I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga lagunga. So we finish the eighteen and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. |