Jenny on a jetski (jasonyp)

Race #6528

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Official speed 98.66 wpm (37.95 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 26, 2022 4:05:06pm UTC
Race Finish September 26, 2022 4:05:44pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. nonquitvinpho (116.41 wpm)
2. captaincapitalism (101.64 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 97.01
Text #3550172 (Length: 312 characters)

Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.