L. A. Phroaig (laphroaig_neat)

Race #6459

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Official speed 96.91 wpm (50.03 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 22, 2019 10:32:07pm UTC
Race Finish September 22, 2019 10:32:57pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. kris_z (93.87 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 116.29
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...