Jammer (jammerlammer)

Race #63

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Official speed 89.91 wpm (66.60 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 21, 2017 10:48:39pm UTC
Race Finish December 21, 2017 10:49:45pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 139.37
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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.