Fletcher (chowmeinx)

Race #618

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Official speed 80.37 wpm (61.07 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 18, 2016 6:28:03pm UTC
Race Finish August 18, 2016 6:29:04pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. cadeth (97.07 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 0.00
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