Tony (redrubberpenguin)

Race #611

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Official speed 112.34 wpm (32.90 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 15, 2015 3:46:18am UTC
Race Finish November 15, 2015 3:46:51am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. unisykolist (128.33 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 0.00
Text #84 (Length: 308 characters)

And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.