Clarence (jeffdaddybezos)

Race #609

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Official speed 70.41 wpm (68.85 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 9, 2020 5:23:44pm UTC
Race Finish December 9, 2020 5:24:53pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. angwie (82.95 wpm)
5. arkajyotijha (63.48 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 84.49
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...