ComplexOri (complexori)

Race #606

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Official speed 61.83 wpm (72.78 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 12, 2017 12:08:50am UTC
Race Finish September 12, 2017 12:10:02am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 76.25
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.