Jester. (jesterdaicha)

Race #6054

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Official speed 56.61 wpm (92.00 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 17, 2018 8:21:51am UTC
Race Finish April 17, 2018 8:23:23am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. ssass777 (55.59 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 78.30
Text #3640484 (Length: 434 characters)

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!