View Pit Stop page for race #604 by literallyaturtle — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 57.47 wpm (73.29 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | July 19, 2025 6:42:28pm UTC |
| Race Finish | July 19, 2025 6:43:41pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 3) |
| Accuracy | 95.0% |
| Points | 59.39 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |