TheyGotAlex (harshbarger.a@gmail.com)

Race #6024

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Official speed 109.21 wpm (41.20 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 20, 2019 10:05:42pm UTC
Race Finish June 20, 2019 10:06:24pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. poem (105.84 wpm)
4. giancarlo_sturla7 (89.25 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 134.70
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.