dank (dank_penguins)

Race #6

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Official speed 59.85 wpm (105.46 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 25, 2020 7:28:49pm UTC
Race Finish September 25, 2020 7:30:35pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. schttj (78.73 wpm)
2. wnston (74.86 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 87.78
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Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.