View Pit Stop page for race #6 by dank_penguins — Ghost race
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Official speed | 59.85 wpm (105.46 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 25, 2020 7:28:49pm UTC |
Race Finish | September 25, 2020 7:30:35pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. schttj (78.73 wpm) 2. wnston (74.86 wpm) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 87.78 |
Text | #3550709 (Length: 526 characters) Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you. |