View Pit Stop page for race #5993 by ishampine — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 81.08 wpm (51.95 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | July 6, 2020 7:32:04pm UTC |
| Race Finish | July 6, 2020 7:32:56pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
3. jibs12 (76.51 wpm) 5. porky202 (64.01 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 83.79 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |