mr.purpose24 (hacker51)

Race #5948

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Official speed 79.11 wpm (47.33 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 9, 2022 3:38:24pm UTC
Race Finish March 9, 2022 3:39:11pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 77.79
Text #3550172 (Length: 312 characters)

Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.