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Race #5925

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Official speed 101.04 wpm (47.98 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 15, 2020 11:53:29pm UTC
Race Finish October 15, 2020 11:54:17pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. tshafer3 (115.04 wpm)
3. hagproperty (73.89 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 121.25
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...