View Pit Stop page for race #5919 by dummytron — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 96.92 wpm (43.46 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 2, 2011 7:36:41pm UTC |
| Race Finish | January 2, 2011 7:37:24pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Opponents |
2. killingtype (85.04 wpm) 3. asylum (74.05 wpm) |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |