Motherfuck (polimonto)

Race #59

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Official speed 56.69 wpm (99.91 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 6, 2018 4:31:06pm UTC
Race Finish September 6, 2018 4:32:46pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 85.04
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!