Mikey (miket349)

Race #58622

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Official speed 110.94 wpm (43.70 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 23, 2020 5:16:31am UTC
Race Finish September 23, 2020 5:17:15am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. chiphan1993 (100.36 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 133.13
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...