Jack (manicman)

Race #581

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Official speed 72.22 wpm (67.96 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 29, 2019 7:55:53am UTC
Race Finish October 29, 2019 7:57:00am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 89.07
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.