LɄ₵łL₣ɆR (jazzymk)

Race #58

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Official speed 93.08 wpm (52.08 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 22, 2019 3:56:53pm UTC
Race Finish December 22, 2019 3:57:45pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. gee_206 (76.90 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 111.69
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...