John (selurnipohc)

Race #574

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Official speed 102.12 wpm (66.39 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 25, 2020 12:49:00am UTC
Race Finish September 25, 2020 12:50:06am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. deskripper (127.33 wpm)
3. bigswagllord (98.94 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 177.01
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I decided to run some experiments on the steel used to build the park's rides. I found that if you melted the steel down and combined it with chromium, stalagmite, and mercury phosphate, it created a kind of super helium. Shaggy and Scooby must have inhaled some helium gas from the Manticore's posterior relief hole. That's why their voices were so high. I figured if I could get the park to close, I could take all the steel, melt it down, and sell the super helium to the Australian zeppelin fleet. I'd have made a fortune and shown you up in the process, Velma.