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Race #5738

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Official speed 70.75 wpm (63.60 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 21, 2019 2:52:32pm UTC
Race Finish March 21, 2019 2:53:35pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. adnan11 (83.96 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 87.26
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.