DMack (dmack98)

Race #5718

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Official speed 74.48 wpm (65.09 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 26, 2020 5:21:16pm UTC
Race Finish April 26, 2020 5:22:21pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. d4ni_typer (98.53 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 89.38
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...