Crumpet (crumpet_chris)

Race #565

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Official speed 47.00 wpm (103.15 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 28, 2019 12:33:15am UTC
Race Finish March 28, 2019 12:34:58am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 56.40
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...