BlueJamV7 (bluejamv)

Race #562

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Official speed 75.39 wpm (59.69 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 20, 2020 5:07:58am UTC
Race Finish November 20, 2020 5:08:57am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 4. prosperhuang (63.28 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 92.99
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.