View Pit Stop page for race #56 by cockstrudel — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 68.90 wpm (65.31 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | April 16, 2020 10:58:58pm UTC |
| Race Finish | April 16, 2020 11:00:04pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 84.97 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |