View Pit Stop page for race #5598 by orchdork7926 — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 96.51 wpm (43.64 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | August 26, 2016 3:26:23am UTC |
| Race Finish | August 26, 2016 3:27:07am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |