funny (tesseractbeyond)

Race #5567

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Official speed 98.91 wpm (40.64 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 3, 2020 2:59:09am UTC
Race Finish December 3, 2020 2:59:49am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 2. playscrabble (122.28 wpm)
3. skippie (105.56 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 102.21
Text #3810609 (Length: 335 characters)

You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That's serious money, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They'll never miss a thing.