View Pit Stop page for race #551 by maltshuler20 — Ghost race
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Official speed | 70.27 wpm (59.94 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 1, 2019 5:29:42am UTC |
Race Finish | May 1, 2019 5:30:42am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 78.47 |
Text | #3811330 (Length: 351 characters) Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed! |