Max (maltshuler20)

Race #551

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Official speed 70.27 wpm (59.94 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 1, 2019 5:29:42am UTC
Race Finish May 1, 2019 5:30:42am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 78.47
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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!