View Pit Stop page for race #5507 by wtfhowareyousofast — Ghost race
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Official speed | 107.13 wpm (42.00 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | June 19, 2020 5:35:40am UTC |
Race Finish | June 19, 2020 5:36:22am UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. antibacterialsoysauce (82.59 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 132.13 |
Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |